Mr. Bin vs. The Disposal

The compost bin looks so lonely out there. "We will make some snowy friends for you Mr. Bin... you monument to decomposition & knower/ keeper of all our non-dairy post-consummables... and worms, you shall have worms come spring!"
 
yeah. it's a work from home day. I talk to the bin sometimes when I get, um... inspired? 
 
What inanimate object have you queried or otherwise engaged verbally lately?

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If you've got a bin. Show it some love & feed it all year long :) Starve your garbage diaposal!

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